15 Worst Pick Up Lines

15 Worst Pick Up Lines

Tarynn Schoening, Reporter

If you’re trying to get someone don’t use these lines! These are the top 15 worst pick up lines.

 

  1. It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
  2. If women were boogers, I’d pick you first.
  3. If you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.
  4. Hey, are you a WiFi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.
  5. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want S’ mores.
  6. If you were a president you’d be Babe-Raham Lincon.
  7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  8. Did you just Fart? Because you blow me away.
  9. I like Legos, you like Legos, do you want to build a relationship together?
  10. You should be someone’s wife. How about mine?
  11. Hello! Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  12. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
  13. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
  14. Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip/somersault/counter-spin gymnastics combination for no.
  15. Is your name Ariel? Cause we were Mermaid for each other.