Worst Christmas Songs Ever

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What is Christmas without the merry carols and songs that are becoming larger in number every year? But, there are also some of the worst that made it, but they are just some of the worst pieces of trash, wasted time and money to make a song that isn’t really about Christmas. Here are the top 5 worst Christmas songs ever.

Ranking at number five the song “Mistletoe,” by Justin Beiber is just straight-up bad. Let’s just start out with the fact that he uses “…Shawty with you…” which is just annoying and has nothing to do with Christmas. Along with the extremely cringy video that makes a person want to die.

 Here’s the link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjn3RpkcKY

The fourth worst song for the Christmas season is the song “Back Door Santa” when it is sung by Bon Jovi because it is about this weird dude in the neighborhood who is making small children happy when they call him. Like the friendly neighborhood creeper, “Oh hey kids want a ride in my white van while I’m here??” Totally the Santa that brings happiness for children and fun for the adults.

And here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMhG9foIduY

Coming in at third for being junk is the song, “Last Christmas,” by (Wham!). This song is about some poor loser’s heartbreak story and how it happened at Christmas and how sad everybody should feel for him. When really, people are just going along and trying to have a good holiday. The advice for him is to just move on and not continue to mope and try to pull everyone else down.

Here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

Coming in at second place the song “Don’t Shoot me Santa,” by The Killers is just the wrong way to approach the time of Christmas because the song is about this psycho Santa who is preparing for the death of some strange little man.

Here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8

The first worst song is the “Chipmunks Chrismas Song” because it has these really annoying voices that just won’t stop and at the end of the song you feel like 10 years went by. 

The song is just bad, and the people sound like they’re high on helium and now are trying to sing.

Here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1B0eIdwFvI